ptfd

"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.

nicki: Bitch you don't know me

Jessica: I dont wanna know you

Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt

by Courtney W September 26, 2005

PTFD

Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.

I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.

by panda foxfire April 3, 2010

PTFD

PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.

This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.

Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)

Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...

Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!

by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023

PTFD

Means Post traumatic fap disorder

Guy 1 : "Duuude, ever since No fap november my PTFD has started"

Guy 2 "Yeah man it feels like shit"

by Dirps November 2, 2017

PTFD

Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.

Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.

by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019

PTFD

post-traumatic frack disorder-- a clinically diagnosable condition where your couple "friends" FRACK's unpredictable barrages of cringe leave you with symptoms traditionally associated with PTSD

God! I wish frack would stop using the groupchat in such an obscene way. I am once again being revisited by symptoms of PTFD

by bystanderinfear December 19, 2021

PTFD

Post-Traumatic Fabian Disorder. When you hang around a Fabian, you may experience symptoms of PTFD. Including, but not limited to: Anger, anger, more anger, rage, fury, and angry fury, angry rage, and even more anger.

"You give me PTFD, just by existing."

by K2Dudeman February 7, 2019