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person 1: dude, amber's bf is sooo checkin that girl out!
person 2: yeah i know! he's such a posbf.
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POSTFU

1. A random word stem collected from a popular internet word (ie, post) and utilized by internet spam bots to form a new word. Common affixes include one to four length letters, or a jumble of letters, used in an attempt to cover as many unique combinations as possible to drive traffic to their websites.

2. A frequent typo, randomly typed letters, or misspelling by internet users.

3. Common abbreviation for "Please Only Save The Friendly Unicorns", an organization dedicated to the preservation of friendly unicorns located in the Canadian wilderness.

4. Common abbreviation for "Pictures Or Shut The F* Up", a definition conceived by a single individual but not actually common or used at all. Unless you count that one time ten years ago.

5. Or, this word could mean absolutely nothing at all and it's just a completely random word created with no real meaning or common use in the real world or the internet, and anyone can choose how they want to define the word. This is just an example of how easy it is to submit a definition and have it accepted by editors who approve almost anything based entirely on how funny it is and if the definition contains no spelling errors.
"C'mon, POSTFU."
"Hey man! POSTFU."
"Oh no, it's POSTFU."
by Symguy June 23, 2013
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postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
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posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.
-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"
by SaneCube April 3, 2011
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Poseferatu

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.
"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."
by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009
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postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008
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