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Portis

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Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
by Mista Spyda June 19, 2008
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Portis Kickers

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A word deriving from the "mexican like" frustrations resulting from language barriers used to express the feeling of being misunderstood or confused. Also used as an interjection to get someone's attention.
John: "Dude, did you just see that guy running down the hallway? What was he screaming?"

Bill: "PORTIS KICKERS!"
by obama25 December 17, 2009
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Clinton Portis

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Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.
Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.
by P. Ved January 17, 2006
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Clinton Portis

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A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays
Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted
by cfoer July 27, 2006
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Bobby Portis

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The best player in the NBA, he currently plays for the Milwaukee Bucks. Many consider him better than Michael Jordan
Bobby Portis is my favorite NBA player
by MilwaukeeBucksFan20330 November 24, 2021
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Partisan hack

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Matthew Kacsmaryk
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
by GhstChild March 18, 2023
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