vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

devil’s portion

Two-thirds of anything

How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

Wizard's Potion

When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.

I told Sam to put her legs behind her head so I could prepare a wizard's potion.

by Nermie December 14, 2009

Potion Master's Corner

A totally awesome interview show hosted by the one and only Joe Moses (AKA Snape). He interviews the cast of A very Potter Musical and A very Potter Sequel. It is showed on youtube.

And if you need to adjust your legs or your hands, just don't do it because it will ruin the whole show. - Potion Master's Corner

by iloveavpm January 13, 2011

Devil's Potion

Cum combined with water in the shower. This creates a crusty, super adhesive that is difficult to remove.

Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"

by The Cum Wizard April 8, 2010

grandma's heartbreaker potion

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.

Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!

by Grandma's Heartbreaker Potion May 24, 2021