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When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra
by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006
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pitched tent cop

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a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl
str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"
by KEGmurder December 11, 2010
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"Pitched a Tent"

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1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007
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Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.
by bugkoa December 18, 2024
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Tent Pitcher

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An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.
by tomasina August 20, 2012
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(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.
"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"
by MFT May 28, 2005
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