pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

pickledick

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.

That pickledick is partying hard.

by Raglios April 6, 2003

Pickledick

A small size gerkin dick that's all pimply

When John dropped his pants his girl laughed at his pickledick

by Old Man Peanut June 4, 2023

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020

Pickledick

Pickledick is a dick the size of a pickle

"You have a midget pickledick"

by 6_koji February 5, 2022

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

picklelicker

someone who licks pickles or big hairy penises

you stupid picklelicker

by i like pickles January 23, 2008