phoozing

When you wake up and check your phone rather than getting out of bed

"Sorry I'm late, I was phoozing for 2 hours this morning"

by kingcribble November 19, 2017

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

Ploozing

the act of playing & boozing.

example 1: dude, we got so fuckin' drunk ploozing last night.

example 2: tessie, brooke, jaycie, & haley love to plooze

by iliketurtles429 September 19, 2011

phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya August 22, 2016

poozing

when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts

My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.

by mesatron October 20, 2013

phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus

I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife

by randystyles November 3, 2008