pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

Pavement Snake

A huge shit laid across the pavement.

Holy shit that dog laid a pavement snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008

Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

North American Pavement Snow Ape

A White person

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape

by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018