devil's omelet

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.

i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.

by oldbooksmell April 22, 2011

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Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet

The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.

by DLams June 18, 2007

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Lil' Smokie Omlet

When you make a very delicious breakfast with eggs, cheese, and lil smokies.

Phil is such a great cook, he always makes those Lil' Smokie Omlets. Yumm.<3

by Awesomeness. March 6, 2005

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A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009

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omelet sacrifice

whatever you do, DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SCHOOL'S OMELETS YOU WILL HAVE A BAD DAY
but if you want a bad day, here's how to do it :)
1. put your school's gross omelet(s) on a table and surround them with rings (or other jewelry)
2. chant things that you want to happen
3. wait for your day to turn terrible!
my friends and I did this and we had a terrible day and had our own therapy session during PE class :)

Person 1: I really want something interesting and fun to happen today
Person 2: Oh I have an idea, we should do an omelet sacrifice

at the end of the day...

Person 1: My day was awful! Why did you recommend that! I HATE YOU!!!!!

by Anonymous duck 123 February 24, 2022