Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 4, 2004

Old Dogs

Fucking terrible movie, Robin Williams is satan.

Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.

by thedickhead December 23, 2009

Old Dog

A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.

Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.

by Oldmanjenkins78 June 7, 2018

Old Dog

An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.

" You are stalked by the one with the old dog"

by TIexperience September 6, 2019

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007