no your not

if you were fuckin sorry dick face then you wouldnt have done it. I hope you enjoy being a slag because the only pussy you will ever get is from those of an easy bitch, or if you decide to bend the other way which i already know you have plenty of expierience in and enjoyed, then i really hope you enjoy the pleasure of some ape cuming up your hairy fat ass. Grow up and stop acting like a premature little wanker with no life but to ruin others.

Tom Harding

by Can you even remember my name March 06, 2004

your

1. The posessive form of the word "you."

USAGE PROBLEM:
Commonly confused in usage with the word "you're," which is a contraction of the words "you are."

If you misuse the word "your," everyone will know that you're a fucking fucktard.

by SpeedoMask August 11, 2003

YOUR

If you're not going to write it properly and you're not going to get a dictionary and you're not going to bother learning how to spell and you're too lazy to care, then write it "YOU ARE"!

Your is not a contraction of you are, just as there or their is not a contraction of they are.

by Repete456 December 16, 2009

your

The possessive form of you. Not to be confused with "you're", which is a contraction of you and are, meaning "you are."

I have your book.

Alice: Your dumb.
Bob: My dumb what?
Alice: *brain temporarily stops functioning*

by Teddy Bear Prime November 01, 2003

Your

Ownership.

Utilized by retards that can't spell properly.

Good: Your typing skills are epic!

Bad: You're typing skills are epic!

Other definition:

XxCODIZEPIKxX: omfg your a noob

by TheTankMan May 15, 2013

your

First grade chimpanzee for "You're"

1> Your an moron.
2> Shut the fuck up you fucking fucktard.
1> Dar?

by MoonKnight October 11, 2003

youre

1) used interchangeably to mean either "your" or "you're" by illiterate cretins who can't tell the difference between the two
2) used to mean "you're" by people too lazy to hit the apostrophe key; slightly less reprehensible than the above

1) "youre such a stupid youre stupid falls out of youre stupid." "Ah, the irony."
2) "youre still here right?" "Yes, my apathy-stricken acquaintance."

by anon June 30, 2004