When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
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Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
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Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
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At the pow wow, I got to see Native American Fancy Dancing & was Quite Impressed! They give an amazing show! I loved it so very much!
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Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*
Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.
Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.
Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.
Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.
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