On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
by #1 redler June 29, 2021
Get the National wife daymug. by ur wife September 30, 2023
Get the oct 1 national wife’s daymug. To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend
by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019
Get the National Prank Wife Daymug. If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
Get the National fuck your wife daymug. Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
Get the National Pay Your Wife Daymug. A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
by Vedn March 28, 2025
Get the National Pregnant Wife Daymug. October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
by admandu October 4, 2021
Get the National Perfect Wife Daymug.