mutton

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

by manoz April 21, 2009

mutton

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.

While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.

by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011

mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

Mutton

Male genitalia

Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!

by Pouch April 29, 2004

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

Mutton

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.

The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.

by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021