Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.

Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."

Doctor's Moment by marysm July 13, 2010

Denny's Moment 

When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)

"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."

Denny's Moment by ClarenceT September 27, 2003

McDonald's Moment 

It's the moment you've been waiting for all your life. Also defined as doing the perfect thing at the perfect time which makes all your friends laugh or impressed.

A: is trying to open the pickle jar for 10 minutes with no success

B: Just opens it first try and chugs the pickle water

A: is looking confused

D,F,G: are laughing in tears, looking at each other and saying "McDonald's Moment"

McDonald's Moment by ErenMusk June 20, 2022

Kohl's Moment 

I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.

I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.

Kohl's Moment by Frankie67 July 11, 2010

Tourette's Moment 

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

Tourette's Moment by facibus October 25, 2012

Dorio's Moment 

1. A time when you struggle explaining basic down-to Earth things and instead use a combination of words which combined meaning is close to the one you are trying to refer to.

2. Making a stupid English mistake, as you can no longer speak English.

3. When an immigrant struggle expressing themselves in English.

1. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says "Speak of the Evil " instead of "Speak of the Devil".
2. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone spells "trek you" instead of "trick you"
3. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says :"I woke up this morning and part of my forehead was coming out the skin" . ( Instead of I woke up this morning and my forehead was peeling).

Dorio's Moment by iscripturienti July 31, 2017

dawson's creek moment 

a moment that is so emotional, sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on the sappy TV show dawson's creek with sappy pop music ballads playing in the background

When Julian said he loved me it was a total dawson's creek moment.

dawson's creek moment by lotuspanda March 15, 2008