mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

by projectmantis September 28, 2008

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

80's mobile

Taken from the position one assumes whilst pinning the telephone to their ear with their shoulder in order to have both hands free. The male places his penis upon the female shoulder, she then assumes the position and the male proceeds to make fuck with the neck/shoulder region. This can be achieved from in front or behind, or even both simultaneously.

"With the creation of the 80's mobile one more dick can always be added to the gang bang"

by southwest.strangla September 19, 2011

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

mobile suit

A general term coined by Sunrise that describe (at least somewhat) humanoid giant robots (mecha) that are 10-20 meters tall and usually manned by people of both genders aged from teens to mid-twenties. Pronounced 'Mo-bil-le suits'.

Mobile suits (MS for short) are produced and destroyed at a extremely high rate (with the exception of unique units). This is very unfortunate for pilots, since 90% of MS are not equipped with eject pods, leaving most to die in a big, purple explosion.

Non mass production MS are upgraded regularly for no reason whatsoever. This allows them to obtain, most commonly: flight, giant energy cannons, and energy shields as time passes.

Common MS include Arm Slaves, Knightmare Frames, Gundams, Zakus, Variable Fighters, LFOs and Evangelions.

"Sir! We saw someone sneak into the hangar! It looked like a young m-"
"Holy crap! There are mobile suits in there!"
*Explosion*


*At the Mobile Suit Research Institute*
"We're being attacked by a massive mobile suit force!"
"Those fools! Launch the special unit!"

*Mobile Suit Attack Force*
"What is this place? Hey! There's a sign over there!"
"Everybody run! Its the mobile suit research centre!"
*Special unit shows up and destroys the raiders in one attack*

by Spastications February 22, 2009