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Perhaps a well known family in RI. If you have the chance to be a part of this clan you will know the true meaning of the word family and the love that binds them. They know how to have fun and accept anyone that comes their way.
Martel's- a very close knit family in the heart of RI.
by Black Swan March 17, 2009
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Martel's: A Very Well Known Famliy In Rhode Island For There Trouble With Fights, Drugs, and Cops. Mostly The Four Brothers Are All Trouble Makers. They All Stick Together. Mess With One You Mess With All! They Will Treat You How You Treat Them Thats All You Need To Know Mostly
Here Come The Martel's No Trouble Please.
by David Hardy December 13, 2008
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A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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Martel's

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slang: someone who doesn't pay child support.
He could not get his license because he was a Martel's
by Derekthered June 9, 2011
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Mare's leg

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Originally used to refer to a cut-down/shortened lever-action rifle without a stock. Modern usage indicates any lever-action weapon built, or altered to be more portable/concealable and also without a stock with witch to put up against your shoulder. Legally considered a handgun when manufactured as such.
He almost got zombie kill of the week with his mare's leg.
by M3D13V4L October 15, 2011
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Maite.s

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She is a big ass hoe, she fucks with everyone and has an alcohol problem save her! And call her for some work only $5 ( +32488 42 33 70
I wish i could have maite.s for one night
by HM :) October 23, 2019
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When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.
Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.
by Noreceipt July 15, 2016
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