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m.o.m

a mexican on meth a m.o.m
dude did you see that homeless guy back there?

yeah he was probably a m.o.m
by stuart kartz January 7, 2008
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m.o.m

Mexicans On Meth. a "m.o.m"
"dude did u see that guy? he looked messed up!"

"yeah hes a m.o.m."
by big boy mcgee December 31, 2007
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m.o.m

An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'

Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…

Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again

Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
by Paul Moon May 18, 2008
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M.O.M.

Mail-order marijuana.
This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!
by Melgar March 27, 2008
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M.O.M.

move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
by doyoucopy January 18, 2011
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M.O.M.

Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"
by yab May 13, 2005
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M.O.M.

An acronym for “Motorcycles Over Muscle-Cars.” Used mostly by vehicle lovers to clarify that they prefer motorcycles over muscle-cars.
“Dude, did you see that sick ‘69 Challenger?”
“Yeah, it was cool, but I’m more of a M.O.M. guy.”
by M.O.M. lol February 9, 2022
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