licking the sheep's fur 

Shooting up a school

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

licking the sheep's fur by Keklamo May 5, 2020

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005

licking a badger's arse 

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

licking a badger's arse by JimBill April 25, 2006

Licking Spokes 

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

Licking Spokes by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

licking sugar 

wasting time

stop licking sugar, we're late!

licking sugar by notamedic May 6, 2013

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby by PixelKat February 20, 2023

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle by grumpyboy December 27, 2005