lessins

The activity of informing acquanitances or friends that you are proficeitnt in the art of percussion, and have received formal instruction in aforementioned musical discipline

"Ive had Lessins you know!"

OR

Place head horizontal to table or bar, and rotate neck to 45 degree angle. Squint, and proceed to decend into a trance-like reverie whilst screaming:

"Lessins"

Then proceed to drum without any discrenable rhythm using your two forefingers as 'sticks.'

by carbz October 22, 2003

saxophone lessons

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020

Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

Lessons In Meme Culture

A guy who is the better version of Behind The Meme. He tells the origins of the most popular meme.

Sam: Did you watch Lessons In Meme Culture today jack?

Jack: Yea, i love that channel!

by lnterenfy October 13, 2020

French Lessons

deep throat blow jobs.

Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.

by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

Guitar Lessons

Sex.

Dude, that guy is going to give me some guitar lessons.

by Coolio2345678 May 29, 2010

Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013