kript

"kript" is a word for a tight hole

This ass has a "kript"

by FistFcker February 9, 2018

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kristanna

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile

Kristanna is awesome

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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.

1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)

by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020

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Krista

Krista is definitely one of a kind. Truthfully, she is full of layers. Beautiful, intelligent, absolutely hysterical, and one very underrated & overlooked quality about her is that she's quite the wordsmith. She's direct, but respectful. She's strong-willed, but a total softy. She's confident, yet modest. She does this thing where she talks a lot and thinks that others think she's overdoing it, so she apologizes for the ramble. Krista makes jokes and before the other person can respond, she says "just kidding" because she has such a big heart that she doesn't want to risk offending anyone for even a moment, and it's one of her many redeeming qualities. She's that book in the bookstore that catches your eye so you pick it up and immediately you want to read it because you think it's going to be good, but what you didn't realize until you get a few chapters in, is that there is so much more to it than most realize, it's so much deeper & meaningful than anything you've ever come across, it's so much better than you originally imagined, and you can't even fathom of ever putting it down, and any other book you read feels like a waste of time because deep down, you know that nothing could ever top it. And instantly, it becomes your favorite. I will marry her.

Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!

"Have you ever met someone that you'll just never be able to forget?"

"Yeah, her name is Krista"

by Run_CMC June 12, 2020

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Krista

She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is perfect! I'm madly in love with this woman! There is no one I'd rather be with! Every second away from her is like I'm missing a piece of my heart! She is my everything! If you saw her, you might just see what I see! I love you so much!

Krista is amazing!

by Spicy 1989 May 16, 2014

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