kovatch

A sex term referring to the person in control

Put it in me, kovatch!

by hhhththtt March 9, 2018

Kovach

1. bomb as fuck.

2. Unsurpassed intelligence.

Dude the party last night was so kovach.

by nuk3R February 14, 2007

Hero of Kvatch

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.

Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!

by Xeretsym December 16, 2014

kovach'd

To be passed over for lunch by your boss. This typically happens in when you and your boss are leaving for lunch at the same time - and you are told you are not allowed to eat with him and to get back to work.

Chris and I left at the same time for lunch today. I asked him where we were eating, and he told me to go back inside and fix his computer. I got kovach'd

by nickovach October 17, 2010

Michael Kovach

some dude named Michael Kovach

hi Michael Kovach!

by 110111011010101 December 14, 2021

kovalchuk

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.

Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.

by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005

Stupid Kovalchuk Money

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".

Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money

by MrAGK47 July 22, 2010