kerplunkers

Items used to hit people with

You fucked up mother fuckers
suck it up fucking punkers
I'll fuck you up with my kerplunkers!

song by this metal band i heard in a bar

by man from china June 5, 2009

kerplunk

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.

Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!

by JB123456 October 15, 2013

Kerplunk

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."

I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.

by Haushinka November 18, 2003

Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd

Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!

by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002

Kerplunk

Green Day's second album made after John Kiffmeyer left for only god knows after 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour came out. Also awesome has one of Tre's many songs on it.
~song~
Dominated Love Slave

me: I have every CD except Kerplunk I mean yeah I didn't buy 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour but I do have all the songs ^-^
Billie: well you want me to give you a copy?
me: SURE!
~I get Kerplunk and is happy ^.^~

by The CD Kerplunk ROCKS! September 2, 2006

kerplunk

The second underground-label album by pop-punk group Green Day. Released in 1992.

Person 1: Have you heard that old Green Day album Kerplunk?
Person 2: Kerplunk? Never heard of it.
Person 1: oh, ok.

by Lizz|Is|Pyro August 25, 2006

Kerplunk

The noise your poop makes when it goes in the toilet.

That turd made a big kerplunk

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003