Jerrett

A self made man that has the morals of a philosopher and is usually smarter than most people in the group, but likes to act like a 3 year old. Usually has a lot of money and likes to quote things a lot until people get annoyed or start saying it themselves.

Jerrett: I'm a changed man!
David: Shut up Jerrett
Jerrett: Hey David, I'm a changed man!
David: I'm a changed man, dang it i pulled a Jerrett!

by TheIllusiveMan July 7, 2010

Jerrett

A fun guy who can sometimes be teasing, has beautiful eyes and gives great hugs. He also smells very good. Easily to fall in love with, and makes a good friend and boyfriend. Tries hard to never hurt others is very smart, looks serious but is completely opposite and has a killer stare and sounds very sarcastic. Very strong, can be a model and looks like a rockstar. Really great eye-candy. Talented in every way, doesn't get mad or annoyed easily.

Girl: Oh. my. gosh. Look at him work the room... He's a definite Jerrett!

by Chikai July 11, 2010

jerrett

A cool guy to chill with usually kinda fat

"Hey Jerrett wanna chill?"

by xXxDarknessxXx August 8, 2009

Jerrett

Jerrett is a guy who thinks his truck is “good” usually hangs out with crack heads constantly. He likes to drink a lot and is usually racist towards black people. People call him a chonk too

“Jerrett is so racist”

by Beepmobile February 26, 2020

jerrett

Jerrett is a retarded fat-ass that loves to sit in his chair the entire day playing video-games. He obsesses over dirtbikes and computer parts he could never afford. He gets angry only at video-game related topics. He usually will never find a wife and will come out as gay in their forties when they have lost all hope.

Kid 1: "Hey did you see Jerrett today?"
Kid 2: "yeah he was looking as retarded as always"
Kid 1: "yeah what a loser"

by Wunked June 2, 2018

Jerrett

A bird kept on a farm for its eggs and meat....except Jerrett is the fried kind.

Jerrett means chicken and he loves all the chicken.

by Cocodawn March 31, 2023

Jarrett

A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.

girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?

by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020