The Fuck I Am

A statement made when someone insults you usually by some form of name calling. The statement basically negates what the other person is saying. Another way of saying no I am not. Other forms of this may include The fuck it is, The fuck you are, The fuck it ain't, The fuck he/she is/isn't.

Friend: "You're a fucking douchebag, you know that?"

You: "The fuck I am."

by J3B June 27, 2009

Fucks I give

It has no meaning, due to the fact I don't give any

Paul: Hey man, I'm going to San Fransisco
Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*

by PairOfDucks February 21, 2015

The Fuck I Do

Another way of saying no to an extreme amount.

Bob: Do you want AIDs?
Jack: The fuck I do!
Bob: Damn..

by AzNchIKKAA July 7, 2010

the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"

person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you

by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018

the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Fuck I look like

Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.

The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE

by MISS INDEPENDENT89 October 11, 2010

The Fuck I Look Like

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"

Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!

by blackazngurl September 11, 2009