Implosion

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

by iakafool January 2, 2009

implosion

An explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.

The implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will I eat a cherry bomb.

by DeathDonut July 29, 2004

Implosion

1. When a building has explosives detonated in it and collapses to the ground.
2. When an object crumples in on itself.

That implosion was insane!
The tank car imploded in on itself.

by Sheldon J Plankton December 9, 2019

implosion

A word used to replace any other word in almost any sentence.

I'll implosion to that!

Dude, did you see the implosion last night?

My God, Jude Law is in some pretty crappy movies.

by Sandals March 4, 2005

implosion fist pump

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.

bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

by jomo always has the mojo July 28, 2019

implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011