i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked

by JessicaMMFH August 21, 2019

I'm dead

1. To describe something as funny
2. To describe a feeling of extreme exhaustion

1. I'm dead that joke was hilarious!
2. Leg day was brutal, I'm dead.

by LynxWarlord65 September 7, 2022

I'm Dead

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."

by critchet September 26, 2013

I'm dead

When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds

Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived

by Where_am_I November 6, 2018

I'm Dead

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD

by WakkaRexo July 27, 2017

I'm dead

One of the slang used by Gen-Z, which means something is so funny/hilarious that they are dead by laughing.

Hobo: What's your name?
Me: Phuc Bich
Hobo: I'M DEAD!

by Feroline August 18, 2021

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016