heaneyed

Getting comically drunk in a remarkably efficient manner.

"Is Keri coming with us?"
"No she's still in bed... she got totally heaneyed last night!"

"Man I haven't been that heaneyed since uni"

by hodorehmi October 29, 2018

heaney

Usually the last name of an Irish gentlemen. "Heaney"s are extremely hard working, and modest. Usually they will do anything for their friends or family. They can be shy, but always have a great sense of humor if you get to know them.

Ralph Heaney is the best worker we've ever had, even though he will tell you he's not that great.

by Squatting Dog January 28, 2015

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

Jayden Heaney

a man who doesnt swear, takes short naps and gets the ladies.can also be known as mohamed yusuf or borat.

Me:YO JAYDEN WASSUP
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat:YOOOO DOOOOODIO
Me:dela?
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat: SHORE DOOD

by delakillah October 14, 2024

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

by anonymous June 28, 2025

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”

“Oh yeah, heaney is a nonce”

by Crack that June 28, 2025

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

by anonymous June 28, 2025