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Hating life

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A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.
Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!
by Mettie May 13, 2008
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Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.
"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"
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not having a life

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Not having a life is a sad yet common downfall of many people and hopefully someday they will get off their asses and find one.
Person 1: Hey, what do you call writing definitions about people you don't like on urban dictionary?

Person 2: Immature? Stupid?

Person 1: Close! Not having a life!

Person 2: That was my next guess.
by definingmyworld November 4, 2008
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Imagine having a life

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Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl
Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds
by hiilikepeanutdoodleshrines February 9, 2021
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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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