Haines

Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.

Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.

by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021

Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011

Haines

somebody who has the inability to start his car in the morning

oh he has Hainesed himself again

by darkfruits1 May 21, 2018

haines

something that is sweet.
someone that is hot.

thats haines.
that chicks haines

by nick sender August 14, 2008

Haines

harry, harry d. savior of all blacks and browns alike. almost like mosses but better

black guy "damn, thats haines. hes my savior and one good white man."

brown guy: "yeah i hear hes like moses

by big brown man June 27, 2009

haines city

The shittiest town on earth. It's a death trap to live in. Everyone wants to move out of that town except for dumb ass rednecks who get their girlfriends pregnant. Most of it is orange groves. The most exciting thing that has happened to Haines City was the expansion of the high school. The "mall" of Haines City is the Walmart where all the dumb ass high schoolers hang out in the electronics. This place is dumb as fuck and the only visitors they get are snowbirds and tourists looking for Disney. There are no hot guys in Haines City, only dumb ass rednecks and hispanics who have no life and don't know how to treat a girl. Lots of drugs are sold in the ghetto, mainly meth. Everyone knows everyone else's business because they are snooping, gossiping dumbasses. All the scene/emo kids at the high school are weird as fuck, and alot of fights break out at the high school. Basically nobody wants to live in Haines City.

Dave:"Hey, what's that piece of shit?"
Alex:"Oh, that's just Haines City."

Sara:" I was thinking of moving to Haines City."
Jessica:"No. You'll die."

by thatchillgirl July 10, 2012

Haines Hunter

An old school classic deep vee boat , built solid and rides silky smooth.
I'm the definition of what is expected from a boat .
My name will echo thru the ages.

Did you see the Haines hunter jumping over waves the other day?

That boat is dope as fuck.

"Anyone who owns an Old school Haines hunter has got their shit together"

Did you see that Haines hunter whip rings around all them pretend boats?
Poor bastards never stood a chance .

by Old school HH October 14, 2017