Greg's Day

day in which it is Greg's responsibility to throw away lunch table trash (trays, bottles and cans, wrappers, potions-usually made in milk cartons, half-eaten main lunch, left over pieces of bosco sticks, Shayna's crusts); greg's day is celebrated every day but tends to elicit controversy among lunch table members and the deans (cupcakes thrown at faces, bottled water showered about, styrofoam lunch trays flung in aggravation)

Becky: Damn, I really don't want to have to throw away all this gross ass american-chop-suey I didn't eat.
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)

by Liam Mandeville January 2, 2009

Greg's Wine

Any alcoholic beverage that can make you piss or stagger. Made with only the finest ingredients found at the local walmart and made in the basement of the worlds biggest drunk. Physically impossible to drink for a night without shatting your pants uncontrollably

Dude I took a sip of some Greg's Wine last night and woke up with 4lbs of poo in my breifs. good time

by Wine makes me poo October 17, 2011

Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor

by saun0087 May 25, 2015

Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

Greg's List

Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.

Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020

Greg's Fuming

When Greg's special someone is talking to someone else.

Yo, look at Greg... Greg's Fuming!!!

by ProudGregKoDisrespector September 28, 2021