gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

gordan

a dirty garden hose

"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."

by itsathurdsayo01 August 26, 2008

gordan

a nose goblin

"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.

*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"

by itsathurdsay01 August 26, 2008

Gordan

A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.

Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.

by wickedpike24 March 31, 2009

Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

Gordan

a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married

gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat

by SIOgirl592 April 4, 2017

Gordan

A super cute, nice, kind, admirable girl. She has all the boys she wants but only picks the right one. Funny, and playful and should always be treated like a princess. A great friend to talk to and will always help you out with your problems.

Friend: Look how lucky Kevin is with his girl Gordan

Other Friend: Yeah, I wish I was as lucky as him

by Real-Right-Blood October 3, 2019