goofy

A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill

“You a fuckin goofy bro”

by Rosee0326 August 1, 2018

goofy

Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.

"Bruh that last guy I sold to was a straight up goofy, dude just spent $40 on half a G of mids!"

by reb_mccuster September 24, 2014

goofy

A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.

Eric Koston skates goofy.

by sheckyfan January 25, 2005

goofy

a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person

he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

goofy

Masturbating with your non-dominant hand.

That crazy mofo polishes goofy style.

by cheechoo May 13, 2008

goofy

being under the influence of marijuana.

damn, i'm gettin pretty goofy off this chronic.

by Jayizzle12345 September 19, 2009

goofy

sugar on your porridge

I like goofy on my porridge

by PaulWales68 December 28, 2005