gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

Gerber Baby

An insult used at your local high school to make fun of a fat kid. Used to describe how someone has large fat cheeks cuz they stuff food in the mouth all the time.

Man John is such a god damn Gerber baby

by john_farley34 April 23, 2015

Gerber Baby

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.

We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.

by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011

Gerber Baby

An expletive used in place of a swear word around little children or by someone who is a prick and just won't conform to everybody's standards.

Silly Mom: You can't go tonight, and can you get that out of Jack's mouth?
John: ... Gerber Baby!!!

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Gerber baby

Someone who has never done anything before.
They have never smoked, nor drank

And never had sex

Dog 1:Yo she is gerber baby
Nice guy 1: oh that's cool I've been wanting to find a nice girl

by JackMeoff1 December 10, 2016

Gerber Baby

A young man that trying to act older than he his when flirting with a woman.

Please, get out of my face gerber baby. I’m way to mature for you

by Henney December 10, 2020

Gerber Baby

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

I don't like Gerber Baby, he's annoying and bad at basketball.

by Jeff Dinser December 31, 2007