fritte

A fritte, also known as frite in english, is the guy who is smarter than everyone. He simply understand everything to every extend. Fritte comes from the danish word fritte, which directly translated to english means legend.

"OMG did you see that fritte last night? - he seemed to be some kind of king!"

by fritxsweater May 10, 2016

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

FritterWhiff

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.

I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.

by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

Frister

A frister serves both as a friend and a sister. This word is most commonly used between twins, for they are usually incredibly close and are both friends and sisters. A frister is the ultimate companion who you may share inside jokes with, make lunches for, and watch ridiculous movies with.

Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.

by Shananigans333 April 6, 2009

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

Top Frite

A well established golf ball brand as pronounced by the Oriental community. Commonly known as Top Flite among the rest of the world. Usually found in the woods or wrong fairway.

Ahh. you see bawl, Ahh Top Frite yes ahh Top Frite. Is that Top Frite, me hit ahh Top Frite

by Dick-Less June 30, 2009