flickergooning

A state in which one has gooned for so long, that their very life flickers before their eyes each time they stop themselves from reaching the very end. A highly unstable state that barely anyone has reached. Not recommended.

“Did you hear about Bob? Yeah he tried flickergooning. He’s fucking dead now.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy May 28, 2024

Flickergooning

A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.

"My ex cheated on me so I started flickergooning in her home's direction to teach her a lesson"

by The Big Gooner June 5, 2024

flickergooning

The term ‘flickergooning’ means to goon after a 7 day edge streak. The term ‘flicker’ is added to gooning because after edging for 7 days and eventually coming, your eyes flicker due to the amount of pleasure given. This term came from a Tik Tok post on May 22nd, 2024 from @bestsparring

“I can Goon for 8 hours straight”

An alpha says.

“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”

A super alpha responds.

Or

“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”

A wise man said.

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 27, 2024

flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely

“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”

by grooblinka May 26, 2024

Falkland Island Flickergooning

When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.

Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.

by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024

flickergoon

gooning while flickering your meat

stop flickergooning son

by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024

Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.

Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass

by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024