That's some fetus shit

act of being childish

BRo, stop acting like that. That's some fetus shit

by Emy M. December 16, 2019

fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon

"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."

by jakeisjack November 3, 2020

Fetus-O's

The favorite breakfast cereal of liberals everywhere!

Try the new honey-toasted ones,they're great!

by sick fucks March 18, 2005

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021

Rashta's Fetus

A phenomenon commonly observed in, but not exclusive to, fantasy manhua that feature a shitty husband or ML, and a bitchy "villainess" as a romatic rival. When there's a jealous consort (usually blonde), Rashta's fetus requires a pregnancy (which may be real or fake) to be used as a plot device. The purpose of said pregnancy is to gain the attention of a trash husband and separate his groveling ass from the FL.

Similar to Chekhov's Gun.

Damn it, another fake pregnancy plot? I swear, Rashta's Fetus is in every rofan manhwa since The Remarried Empress!

by Trash can't February 25, 2024

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019

Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.

Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!

by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 16, 2008