dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

by Don September 27, 2003

Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

by jdunz July 20, 2022

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Dryer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 18, 2005

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005