driving a car

the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about

Why did the DELL guy go to jail?
He was caught driving a car.

by Stalker X August 25, 2005

Drive My Car

A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.

Baby, you can drive my car...

by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008

Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc

Man I sure would love to drive her car!

by Smokecity November 4, 2010

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025