driving a car

the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about

Why did the DELL guy go to jail?
He was caught driving a car.

by Stalker X August 25, 2005

Drive My Car

A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.

Baby, you can drive my car...

by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008

Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc

Man I sure would love to drive her car!

by Smokecity November 4, 2010

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEE-

My friend you need some fucking help

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025