dirty dicking

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.

I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.

by Necro-File January 8, 2006

dirty dicking

The act of fucking one girls ass then fucking a second girl's vagina with out showering between

I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first

by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004

dirty dicking

The act of repeatedly sticking one's penis in a female's anus.

I was banging Yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. My shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. I was dirty dicking her, and it felt pretty damn good.

by Jocko Johnson June 15, 2004

Dirty dick

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!

Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"

by AbLovesya February 6, 2020

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

dirty dick

The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.

I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.

by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017