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dexter holland 

The sexiest dude alive even though he's now 39. He is the lead singer and the rhythm guitar in the offspring. In the older days he was part of a band called Manic Subsidal. He owns Nitro Records and hes just pretty fucking cool!..i have a page dedicated to him on my website
dexter holland by ArseBiscuits July 25, 2006

Dexter holland 

A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.
I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.
Dexter holland by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Dexter Holland 

A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.
Dexter Holland is full of shit talking about other people being posers.
Dexter Holland by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Dexter Holland 

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.
Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.
Dexter Holland by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Dexter Holland 

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
Dexter Holland by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Dexter Holland 

What he's really trying to say in his song, which is obvious, is that black people from anywhere are not the people of white people from Omaha, and vice versa. What he ends up saying is a guy that has listened to an Ice Cube record before that isn't black is a poser, unless the guy is a like minded person to Dexter Holland.
There is one human race, but there is more than one group in it. Dexter Holland seems like he wants any white guy that buys a record by Ice Cube instead of the Offspring to feel like a traitor to his group, to his people.