Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Dear Starboy

A popular fan fiction in the Eddsworld fandom. A story of growth, love and loss. It is in a AU where Tord is a big extrovert that is much softer, and sweeter. Tom on the other hand, is a big introvert that acts like a lone wolf. Some younger people love it mainly on the story, and other older people despise it. For the story and the changing of the characters.

14: OHMYGOD DEAR STARBOY IS SO GOOD, IT MADE ME CRY
17: Ew that’s garbage, the story is a whole mess. Tom ,and Tord aren’t even like that.
14: Okay boomer

by Puffynipplesonperkytits November 27, 2019

Dear Santa

A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".

Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.

*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*

User A: Dear Santa...

User B: Dear Easter Bunny...

by VendettatheGreat November 27, 2011

dear sister

A joke that stemmed from an episode of The OC and Saturday Night lLive that revolves around the shooting death of a character in slow motion, with a memorable excerpt from the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap used as audio. Was amusing at first, but now the subject of done-to-death spoofs on Youtube using clips from various films.

Imogen Heap refrain: (Gunshot) Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyy. Mmmm that you only meant well...
-refrain used in "Dear Sister"

by HueyFreeman October 1, 2007

dear stupid

Dear stupid, is one of the most famous fanfiction.net stories on the website about Hannah Montana. It is about Oliver Oken, who has a huuuge crush on his best friend Miley stewart and all that had to make him realize his love for her was a psychiatrist and his ever personal journal. He definitely does not want his other friend Lilly to see the journal and make fun of him.

"Dear Stupid, for a grand total of three times tonight, I was hit in the head with a basketball."

by sternum May 26, 2008

Dear Starboy

A horrible Eddsworld fanfic. It romanticizes suicide and abuse. It is about a pastel goth extrovert Tord and Emo Introverted Tom. It is known amongst the fandom for being horrible and the creator even deleted it, however it is reposted and loved by younger fans who dont see the problems in it.

Person 1: Hey remember that one eddsworld fanfic? the totally out of character one about tom and tord?

Person 2: Dear Starboy?

Person 1: Yea that one sucks.

by Giantpizzadick December 24, 2021

Dear Starboy

A sad story about two gays , totally out of canon and overrated , but makes you cry.

Dear Starboy is really sad , read it , it's TomTord

by soufynito September 21, 2019