creamy caesar

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006

Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.

When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.

by extremeatheist October 30, 2011

Creamy Caesar

the act of having butt sex and then "blowing your load" in the recivers ass and then later having them force the cum out of their ass and run down thier back side.

Ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.

by Redgy&Jake February 21, 2007

Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

by Keegun April 2, 2009

Creamy Caesar

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

by FannyFondler December 14, 2008

Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009