cradling

when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect

jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical

by wartoendallwars June 18, 2018

Cradling

A sex act where you stick one fist down your partners mouth, another up the anus, then lift and rock them back and forth like a baby.

I was cradling the shit out of Anita last night. Literally.

by Anitathepeniseater September 3, 2021

cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

cunt cradling

(V) The female version of tea-bagging.

The one performing the act is the cradler.

The one receiving is the cradlee.

Is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.

Person 1: "So that crazy chick from the party last night was totally cunt cradling me."

Person 2: "Lucky."

Person 1: "Ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven."

by luceypants December 31, 2012

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

chadling

A street term for cocaine. They say it originated from the poshest backstreets of Wimbledon, London where affluent young private school boys would flaunt their parents hard-earned cash on the white powder to fuel a night on the prowl, to make up for their low self-esteem and penis girth and to try and emulate the heroic/inspiring acts of Jordan Belfort a.k.a The Wolf of Wall Street.

"Oi Nick mate can you cop us some chadling tonight?"

"Yeah let me call Chad, my chadders dealer."

"Goive."

by Chad Ling March 19, 2014

Crawling back

To admit to someone you were wrong and apologize and blah blah.. basically kiss their ass until they forgive you.

"My ex tried to come crawling back to me last night... whatever!"

by nooneactuallycares June 6, 2018