caulked

Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.

The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

caulked

Have sex and leave a white trail

He caulked that chick

by Mecajun September 27, 2013

Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.

Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.

by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022

Caulredent

The action in which any four legged animal lays down like a rug with all paws sprawled out and on it's belly.

Person A: Did you get a new rug? It looks just like Fido!
Person B: It is Fido, he's just doing a caulredent. He'll be up as soon as he sees you.

by Intense One September 26, 2010

Macaulay Caulkening

when you make the funny :o face he does and it be like

the funny joke made me start Macaulay Caulkening!

by devin ddez nut November 1, 2021