captianize

to promote someone to captian

dana i captianize you. you are now captian

by H crazy August 24, 2009

capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

------------------

David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

by MarkZ June 22, 2012

capitalize on it

when they want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it

by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019

Capitalize

Being able to take advantage of a certain situation.

Lebron : "Y'all niggas trash! We lost by 33 points!"
JR smith: "you can't get mad at us 'cause you can't capitalize..."

by orBlo February 24, 2017

capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))

"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!

by Mainspring August 31, 2018