brown clown

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

by Bog-man September 2, 2016

brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.

I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

brown clown

Someone who yearns for the act of anal intercourse.

My friends, Marcellus and Collin, are both the biggest brown clowns in town.

by Slam Bam Horny Man September 19, 2007

brown clown

"Man" who fuckes anothers ass

As in queer bastard

by Sensible August 21, 2003

Brown Clown

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.

The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.

by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010

Brown Clown

After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.

Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!

by Gliderman January 25, 2011