blotto

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

by KING February 17, 2003

blotto

Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".

by Stormsworder February 4, 2007

blotto

To be extremley hammered

"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!

by wtf?! omfg!!? n00b October 26, 2006

Blotto

To be drunk

Ah man I’m Blotto after seeing Mr.Blotto!

by UrbanDictionary3.0 June 18, 2018

Blottoed

(blot) (oh) (ed) meaning very drunk or in a drunken stuper.

person1: man i got madd blottoed last night
person2: jigga your a blotto case

by Djaries May 31, 2006

blotto

describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy fucked up experience.

Dude - hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? - jesus christ last night was fucking blotto.

by redjazz1 January 4, 2012

Blotto

A guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.

Girl: my boyfriends such an asshole, but i love him.
Friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.

by carhar7 June 29, 2011