Bloopee

A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.

Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.

A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE

by YoBro4484 April 28, 2023

bloopee

A dude who puts all women on a pedestal no matter what, and who most likely was raised by a single mom obsessed with feminism and victimhood.

A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.

by Two and two is four April 28, 2023

Blooper reel

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

Pookie blooper

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.

Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.

by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020

Boopee

Someone getting booped (boop + ee suffix)

Hello boopee! *boops*

by AxolotlOnInternet April 13, 2021

blooperboy

blooperboy, also known as RJH, is a word you use to describe the biggest faggot you know. Being a blooperboy is the most shameful thing a person can be, being a blooperboy means you get absolutely 0 bitches, and you're as gay as a faggot can be. Hobbies of a blooperboy include, watching scat hentai, watching futa hentai, watching loli hentai, crying like a bitch and taking dick up your battyslice

me: Can you stop watching loli hentai in the nursery!
blooperboy: No!

by NardoCS July 29, 2020

Brown Blooper

When a women or man is giving a rim job, then the person recieving the rim job takes a fat shit in the mouth of the person and gives the shit a blow job.

Lauren was giving Rick a rim job, then I shit in her mouth and she gave me a Brown Blooper.

by Ambony January 27, 2009