blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

Blizzard stick

A blunt rolled with the funk

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"

by the kline of felds April 2, 2010

Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.

After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.

by Steeldriver August 1, 2008

blizzard special

you slit a chick's throat and use the blood as lube to fuck her dead body

i did the blizzard special to your mom last night.

by toyo December 6, 2007

Blizzard Skull Fuck

When a bunch of snowflakes get together and skull fuck you.

Example
I am coming to Idaho to blizzard skull fuck you. And you will not like it.

by Dilbert Skittelfish December 20, 2017

Blizzard Spic

Racial slur for Russians, cause they immigrate like Mexicans.

That section 8 house belongs to 12 Blizzard spics

by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023